Not a mom — just financially and emotionally owned by a dog.
This bold, sarcastic tee is made for women who don’t have children… but somehow still live with someone who demands attention 24/7, sheds everywhere, and clearly runs the household.
Soft, comfortable, and designed for confident dog moms with a sense of humor (and a lint roller).
✔ Flattering women’s fit
✔ Soft cotton feel
✔ High-quality, long-lasting print
✔ Available in multiple colors
✔ Perfect for dog parks, errands, and daily life
Because let’s be honest…
He doesn’t pay rent — but he owns the place.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; heather/antique blends vary (50/50 or 90/10 as noted)
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² - 180 g/m²) for structure and comfort
- Semi-fitted silhouette with side seams to hold shape
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for durability
- Neck and shoulder twill tape plus tear-away label for stability and comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
